i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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