Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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