similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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