He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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