I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
