i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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