I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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