I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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