i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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