I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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