white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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