Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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