You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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