Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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