This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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