Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
did i just pee glitter
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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