4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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