Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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