just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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