Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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