Im at strip club and am horny
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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