Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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