I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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