I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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