Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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