I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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