i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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