I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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