How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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