Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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