This girl is more easily done than said...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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