It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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