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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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