she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do vagina's smell?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship