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(414): View more from Wisconsin

dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down

(920): View more from Wisconsin

wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?

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(414): dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down (920): wtf? who are you bitching about me to now? http://tfl.nu/k0ih

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(907): View more from Alaska

I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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(907): I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself http://tfl.nu/s5eu

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(740): View more from Ohio

ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.

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(740): ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments. http://tfl.nu/bi4c

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(843): View more from South Carolina

so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..

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(843): so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor.. http://tfl.nu/qi2l

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(818): View more from California

So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice

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(818): So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice http://tfl.nu/dh5p

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(206): View more from Washington

she told me i tasted like america

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(206): she told me i tasted like america http://tfl.nu/ed46

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(251): View more from Alabama

So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

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(251): So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night. http://tfl.nu/7pk1

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(514): View more from Quebec

Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?

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(514): Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene? http://tfl.nu/zsme

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(316): View more from Kansas

i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?

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(316): i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up? http://tfl.nu/ciml

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(516): View more from New York

you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.

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(516): you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito. http://tfl.nu/qluq

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(217): View more from Illinois

He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..

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YOU would be the Freshman Expirence

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(217): He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that.. (1-217): YOU would be the Freshman Expirence http://tfl.nu/md5b

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(847): View more from Illinois

you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night

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that actually explains a lot

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(847): you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night (1-847): that actually explains a lot http://tfl.nu/hgfk

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(941): View more from Florida

He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.

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(941): He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud. http://tfl.nu/s98m

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.

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(570): I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka. http://tfl.nu/dcdl

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(517): View more from Michigan

She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.

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(517): She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off. http://tfl.nu/rnkc

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