So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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