Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
false alarm, still single
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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