we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Text me some of your sweat
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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