Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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