Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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