Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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