You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
