you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
