I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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