C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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