i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
