i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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