Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
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Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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