It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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