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• (802): View more from Vermont

  OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad

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• (510): View more from California

  You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.

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• (510): View more from California

  Drunk is not a location!

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!

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