i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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