This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
