I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.