Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?