I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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