GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
