How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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