Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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