I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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