I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
this will be a night to untag.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
