In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if i can run in heels then i can drive
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize